i am an atheist, feminist, cynical, misanthropist vegetarian.








have i offended anyone yet?








i see you're still here.








please allow me to elaborate...



atheism: (n) a disbelief in the existence of deity. deity? what deity?


feminism: (n) organized activity on behalf of women's rights and interests. chicks rawk.



cynicism: (n) cynical character, attitude, or quality. aren't you not supposed to use any form of a word in its definition? where did this webster dork go to school???


misanthropy: (n) a hatred or distrust of mankind. the world was doing just fine until people showed up. especially MANkind. *ahem*


vegetarianism: (n) the theory or practice of living on a diet made up of vegetables, fruits, grains, nuts, and sometimes eggs or dairy products. i don't eat my friends. at least, not most of them :)



definitions copyright merriam webster's collegiate dictionary, 1993

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